Joan Rivers (left) is in town for a few days at the Magic Theatre to give San Francisco audiences a preview of her new stage production before its world premiere in New York. Across town, Veronica Klaus (right) took to the stage at the Cafe De Nord, which must have wreaked havoc on someone’s schedule — the makeup man’s, to be precise. I mean, they do have the same makeup artist, don’t they? Working overtime, no doubt.

• Photo (Joan Rivers): Drew Altizer [drewaltizer.com]