Reviews: More riffs on the Ring

10 December 2012

My Paper Tuesday, Dec 11, 2012 Must-Watch Safety Video An Unexpected Briefing #airnzhobbit http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=cBlRbrB_Gnc Most frequent fliers don’t pay attention to airline safety videos. But this collaboration between Air New Zealand and Weta Digital – with elves as the narrators, Gandalf as the pilot, and various denizens of Middle-earth as the passengers – is too hilarious to ignore. Gandalf’s “Fly you fools” line from The Fellowship Of The Ring book even gets quoted at the end. Keep your eyes peeled for a cameo from Peter Jackson and fan fave, Gollum. MORE

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Tuesday, Dec 11, 2012

Must-Watch Safety Video

An Unexpected Briefing #airnzhobbit

http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=cBlRbrB_Gnc

Most frequent fliers don’t pay attention to airline safety videos.

But this collaboration between Air New Zealand and Weta Digital – with elves as the narrators, Gandalf as the pilot, and various denizens of Middle-earth as the passengers – is too hilarious to ignore.

Gandalf’s “Fly you fools” line from The Fellowship Of The Ring book even gets quoted at the end.

Keep your eyes peeled for a cameo from Peter Jackson and fan fave, Gollum.


Must-Play Video Game

Lego The Lord Of The Rings

After spoofing Batman, Star Wars and Indiana Jones, Lego puts its trademark twist on The Lord Of The Rings trilogy.

While the game follows events from the films, a few of the setpieces get a comedic makeover, like the creature Balrog belching gas instead of fire in its duel with Gandalf.

The game features music and voice acting from all three films, and, unlike previous games, players can collect items in an inventory system, much like in a role-playing game.


Must-Read Spoof Novels

The Soddit and The Wobbit A Parody

The Soddit sends up J. R. R. Tolkien’s tale with puns on the characters’ names (Bingo, Gandef, Smug the dragon) and tons of slapstick gags.

The author, A. R. R. R. Roberts, is a Tolkien scholar, so you can rest assured that he knows what he’s lampooning.

The Wobbit A Parody, available as an e-book on Kindle and devices with the Kindle app, frames Bilbo Baggins’ adventure as a satire of the US banking crisis.

Not surprisingly, it is based on the author’s personal experience as a trainer of bankers for the now-defunct Washington Mutual bank.


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My Paper Tuesday, Dec 11, 2012 Must-Watch Safety Video An Unexpected Briefing #airnzhobbit http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=cBlRbrB_Gnc Most frequent fliers don’t pay attention to airline safety videos. But this collaboration between Air New Zealand and Weta Digital – with elves as the narrators, Gandalf as the pilot, and various denizens of Middle-earth as the passengers – is too hilarious to ignore. Gandalf’s “Fly you fools” line from The Fellowship Of The Ring book even gets quoted at the end. Keep your eyes peeled for a cameo from Peter Jackson and fan fave, Gollum.

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Indonesia Hit with 7.3 Earthquake, Tremors Reach Australia’s Darwin

An earthquake that lasted for three minutes forced Australia ns living in Darwin, probably already deep in dreamland, to rouse from their sleep at 2.30am local time. The source of the earthquake? A 7.3 magnitude earthquake in the Banda Sea off Indonesia that is actually more than 600 kilometres away from Darwin. Its epicenter, measured at 180km deep, fortunately was not strong enough to trigger damage both lives and property on nearby islands as well as to trigger a tsunami, Mark Leonard, Geoscience Australia senior seismologist, said. Nevertheless, it had been still widely felt.

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Middle-earth mayhem

By Andre Teh My Paper Tuesday, Dec 11, 2012 SINGAPORE/HOLLYWOOD – Tolkien fans, the wait is almost over. Peter Jackson’s first instalment of the big-screen adaptation of The Hobbit will open in cinemas here on Thursday. Jackson’s The Lord Of The Rings trilogy is the highest-grossing motion-picture trilogy worldwide, raking in a total of US$2.91 billion (S$3.55 billion). The trilogy’s third film, The Return Of The King, tied with Ben-Hur and Titanic for the most number of Academy Awards won for a single movie – 11 Oscars. Jackson expressed doubt that his latest film will replicate his Oscars feat in a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly. He said that there are probably “great possibilities” in the “below-the-line”, technical categories

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